[identity profile] metahacker.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Time to do what every other oppressed population does -- use common word as code words. Rhyming slang is too hard...how about techie slang?

"Windows" means straight. (Duh.)
"Mac" means gay. "MacOSX" means...well, you figure that out.
"Linux" mean bi. "*nix" means omnisexual.
"Dual boot" should be obvious.
"Bush" means girls. "Cheney" means boys.
"DRM" is bondage. "Freeware" and "Shareware" should be obvious.
"Assembly" is hardcore. Higher level languages are progressively less so.
"Compiling your own kernel" is writing fanfic.
Got that?

[identity profile] the-nita.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Say no when he asks?