The perversity of the universe tends towards the maximum. Also, disappearing teaspoons.
http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/331/7531/1498
(Summary for the wary: The British Medical Journal presents a study of the phenomenon of "where have all the teaspoons gone?")
(Summary for the wary: The British Medical Journal presents a study of the phenomenon of "where have all the teaspoons gone?")