Avoid for disgusting imagery.

I warned you.

I'm getting better, but for a while it was like my body was playing host to an invasion of David Cronenberg-style slime parasites. I would cough one up, spit it out and it would flow down the sink to the drain like it was trying to rejoin the motherslug.

Green and chunky is not a good color/texture for anything coming out of your lungs.

Avoid for disgusting imagery.

I warned you.

I'm getting better, but for a while it was like my body was playing host to an invasion of David Cronenberg-style slime parasites. I would cough one up, spit it out and it would flow down the sink to the drain like it was trying to rejoin the motherslug.

Green and chunky is not a good color/texture for anything coming out of your lungs.