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E: I'm a box wrench!
Z: Hi, I'm a pipe wrench!

The boys continued their conversation in character, explaining what they were used for and how nice it was to be a good, reliable tool.

Later in the day:

E: The playground is chasing us!
Z: Go away playground, we don't want to play with you right now!
E: Let's run away!

Today's surreality is brought to you by Archer Daniels Midland

E: I'm a box wrench!
Z: Hi, I'm a pipe wrench!

The boys continued their conversation in character, explaining what they were used for and how nice it was to be a good, reliable tool.

Later in the day:

E: The playground is chasing us!
Z: Go away playground, we don't want to play with you right now!
E: Let's run away!

Ice cream.

3/4 can frozen limeade concentrate
3 cups half-and-half
2/3 cup sugar
some almond extract
some salt

Tastes like key lime pie.

Ice cream.

3/4 can frozen limeade concentrate
3 cups half-and-half
2/3 cup sugar
some almond extract
some salt

Tastes like key lime pie.