Another reason to distrust Comcast (#377 of aleph-null)

We have a Comcast net connection at the office. It's not doing much right now; might turn it into another backup connection.

I get a call from Comcast. Second thing out of the critter's mouth: "This is not a sales call."

I have news for you, Comcast: when somebody is encouraging you to buy new or upgraded services, that's a sales call.

Another reason to distrust Comcast (#377 of aleph-null)

We have a Comcast net connection at the office. It's not doing much right now; might turn it into another backup connection.

I get a call from Comcast. Second thing out of the critter's mouth: "This is not a sales call."

I have news for you, Comcast: when somebody is encouraging you to buy new or upgraded services, that's a sales call.

Are you terrified yet?

http://www.dhs.gov/xabout/history/editorial_0844.shtm

The US is on Yellow Alert!

Yellow means Elevated, in case you've forgotten. It's forgivable if you have, because we have been on Yellow Alert since January 9, 2004.
Certain exceptions were made for mass transit systems, which have flickered to Orange from time to time, and the airlines have been on Orange Alert continuously since August 2006. The airlines occasionally went to Red before that, generally after someone else got bombed.

The Useless Color (Explanation) Security Alert System has never gone below Yellow.

Maybe someone should stop drinking so much coffee? And lay off the paranoia-enhancers?

Are you terrified yet?

http://www.dhs.gov/xabout/history/editorial_0844.shtm

The US is on Yellow Alert!

Yellow means Elevated, in case you've forgotten. It's forgivable if you have, because we have been on Yellow Alert since January 9, 2004.
Certain exceptions were made for mass transit systems, which have flickered to Orange from time to time, and the airlines have been on Orange Alert continuously since August 2006. The airlines occasionally went to Red before that, generally after someone else got bombed.

The Useless Color (Explanation) Security Alert System has never gone below Yellow.

Maybe someone should stop drinking so much coffee? And lay off the paranoia-enhancers?