Blogging 101

Dear body:

Please stop the weird sleep cycles. I was dead tired last night at 10:30, went to sleep as you requested, and am not happy to be up before 5. There was no reason to get up and I wish you would have taken the opportunity to get more sleep.

Dear weather systems of the Northern Hemisphere:

Yes, we know you are talented and can change into summer any time you feel like it. Please stop. This is spring, and the mid-90s are neither appropriate nor appreciated. How about a few weeks of mid to high 70s? Please?

Dear birds:

Stop acting so smug.

Blogging 101

Dear body:

Please stop the weird sleep cycles. I was dead tired last night at 10:30, went to sleep as you requested, and am not happy to be up before 5. There was no reason to get up and I wish you would have taken the opportunity to get more sleep.

Dear weather systems of the Northern Hemisphere:

Yes, we know you are talented and can change into summer any time you feel like it. Please stop. This is spring, and the mid-90s are neither appropriate nor appreciated. How about a few weeks of mid to high 70s? Please?

Dear birds:

Stop acting so smug.