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dsrtaoHere's the meme in a nutshell: for everyone on your friends' list, what would you give them if you could give them anything?
abbergails -- a hot tub for your new house
acornoakly -- a teleport booth and the answers to all your computer questions
bridgetminerva -- "How to Convince Your Baby to Sleep Normal Hours in Just 3 Days!"
carolingia -- 25 acres of T-accessible forest land bordering a lake and a state park
cellio -- a wand of teaching correct grammar. Just one bop, and they write English Real Good.
chaiya -- a gnome who likes making house repairs, and a brownie.
chanaleh -- the power of decisiveness on your own behalf
chriso -- a swarm of medical nanobots to guard you
cristovau -- three lucky coins
dglenn -- another swarm of medibots
dreda -- a Closet of Fabric Holding
elizabear -- .
evilnicola -- a good college experience
galaneia -- beer of decisiveness
goldsquare -- exactly the right introduction
hawkegirl -- a Box of Priority Sorting. Drop all your projects in, and whenever you reach in, the most important will pop out next.
hel_ana -- good cow-orkers
jbsegal -- the perfect job
jducoeur -- a spare house as swap space
jdulac -- any two weeks in the 1590s
johno -- six months forewarning of the Great California Real Estate Collapse
jpicon -- a dozen spices you've never seen
learnedax -- three newspapers from 2005
liamstliam -- a big party, during which the Red Sox win game 7 of the Series.
matildalucet -- one of each
metahacker -- a CB with the antenna snapped off, a slide switch marked On-Off-Mute, and three flaps...
msmemory -- more of the good stuff, less of the bad
much_ado -- a new Golf TDI with all the trimmings and 10 meters of lightweight leather in the back.
napoleons_mommy -- the magic fairy dust which makes all your management competent
pennsic_war -- a deep breath and a sensible reorganization
sca -- a deep breath and the end of bureaucracy
sca_heralds -- a deep breath
siderea -- a bottle to save time in, and let it out when you need it
silicon_theatre -- success beyond your creator's wildest dreams
sml -- that thingy you always wanted
snarkyman -- a trip around the world in 80 days and the time to take it in
susboid -- a really good hoax
the_nita -- a huge Victorian mansion on the outside, but comfortably modern on the inside!
tpau -- frequent-flyer-upgrades
woodardp -- complete plans, specs, FAQs and HowTos for a Mr. Fusion 50-gigawatt portable generator
abbergails -- a hot tub for your new house
acornoakly -- a teleport booth and the answers to all your computer questions
bridgetminerva -- "How to Convince Your Baby to Sleep Normal Hours in Just 3 Days!"
carolingia -- 25 acres of T-accessible forest land bordering a lake and a state park
cellio -- a wand of teaching correct grammar. Just one bop, and they write English Real Good.
chaiya -- a gnome who likes making house repairs, and a brownie.
chanaleh -- the power of decisiveness on your own behalf
chriso -- a swarm of medical nanobots to guard you
cristovau -- three lucky coins
dglenn -- another swarm of medibots
dreda -- a Closet of Fabric Holding
elizabear -- .
evilnicola -- a good college experience
galaneia -- beer of decisiveness
goldsquare -- exactly the right introduction
hawkegirl -- a Box of Priority Sorting. Drop all your projects in, and whenever you reach in, the most important will pop out next.
hel_ana -- good cow-orkers
jbsegal -- the perfect job
jducoeur -- a spare house as swap space
jdulac -- any two weeks in the 1590s
johno -- six months forewarning of the Great California Real Estate Collapse
jpicon -- a dozen spices you've never seen
learnedax -- three newspapers from 2005
liamstliam -- a big party, during which the Red Sox win game 7 of the Series.
matildalucet -- one of each
metahacker -- a CB with the antenna snapped off, a slide switch marked On-Off-Mute, and three flaps...
msmemory -- more of the good stuff, less of the bad
much_ado -- a new Golf TDI with all the trimmings and 10 meters of lightweight leather in the back.
napoleons_mommy -- the magic fairy dust which makes all your management competent
pennsic_war -- a deep breath and a sensible reorganization
sca -- a deep breath and the end of bureaucracy
sca_heralds -- a deep breath
siderea -- a bottle to save time in, and let it out when you need it
silicon_theatre -- success beyond your creator's wildest dreams
sml -- that thingy you always wanted
snarkyman -- a trip around the world in 80 days and the time to take it in
susboid -- a really good hoax
the_nita -- a huge Victorian mansion on the outside, but comfortably modern on the inside!
tpau -- frequent-flyer-upgrades
woodardp -- complete plans, specs, FAQs and HowTos for a Mr. Fusion 50-gigawatt portable generator
