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[dsrtao]

E: I'm a box wrench!
Z: Hi, I'm a pipe wrench!

The boys continued their conversation in character, explaining what they were used for and how nice it was to be a good, reliable tool.

Later in the day:

E: The playground is chasing us!
Z: Go away playground, we don't want to play with you right now!
E: Let's run away!

Comments

Ceci n'est pas une pipe wrench

[siderea]

...how nice it was to be a good, reliable tool.

[Insert MIT joke here.]

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

So you're raising *two* Calvins?

When they assemble an army of zombie snowmen to devour the pesky playground...take pictures.