Steve Jobs is a vampire.

Consider: he's pale, wears black, is generally found indoors. He is unnaturally charismatic, projecting a line-of-sight reality distortion field.

He heads an evil cult that claims to be good. The products are addictive, over-priced, and under-powered, except when way-over-priced and over-powered. Style is more important than anything else.

Clearly a vampire.

Steve Jobs is a vampire.

Consider: he's pale, wears black, is generally found indoors. He is unnaturally charismatic, projecting a line-of-sight reality distortion field.

He heads an evil cult that claims to be good. The products are addictive, over-priced, and under-powered, except when way-over-priced and over-powered. Style is more important than anything else.

Clearly a vampire.