Steve Jobs is a vampire.
Nov. 21st, 2008 01:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dsrtaoConsider: he's pale, wears black, is generally found indoors. He is unnaturally charismatic, projecting a line-of-sight reality distortion field.
He heads an evil cult that claims to be good. The products are addictive, over-priced, and under-powered, except when way-over-priced and over-powered. Style is more important than anything else.
Clearly a vampire.
He heads an evil cult that claims to be good. The products are addictive, over-priced, and under-powered, except when way-over-priced and over-powered. Style is more important than anything else.
Clearly a vampire.
