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Let's combine the naive (college freshmen) but rich (97% or so have newish laptops) with a real issue (computer security).

Park a truck on campus in September. Offer "computer cleaning and tune-up services" with a nice large bulletin
board of services you perform. Probably ought to put up three tiers of service. Tune the prices to appeal to college students -- say, $20, $35, and $60. Make it clear that the $35 service is the one to go for.

Take the laptops, hand them a receipt, say you'll be back tomorrow, so make sure you have your receipt.

Option #1. On to the next campus, with 200 laptops to sell on ebay.

Option #2. Slap in a CD that changes the wallpaper and runs a free registry-cleaner and turns on the firewall.

Option #3. Install Linux.
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