Morning. Again.
Jan. 4th, 2008 07:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dsrtaoItem One. Random inanimate objects attack me. In a room with a clear floor, excepting only a laundry basket, I will trip over the basket.
Item Two. Everyone else reads the shampoo labels in the shower, too. Right? Because they are words in a row and there aren't any waterproof books in the shower.
(The perfect electronic book reader will also be waterproof, and grippy, and perhaps have little hole for a hook so you can hang it on the wall of the shower. That would be dangerous -- I might not come out of the bath for hours.)
Item Two. Everyone else reads the shampoo labels in the shower, too. Right? Because they are words in a row and there aren't any waterproof books in the shower.
(The perfect electronic book reader will also be waterproof, and grippy, and perhaps have little hole for a hook so you can hang it on the wall of the shower. That would be dangerous -- I might not come out of the bath for hours.)
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Date: 2008-01-04 07:47 pm (UTC)