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...involving a suicide hotline. When you call, you get:

- friendly advice on how to kill yourself.

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Date: 2007-07-31 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldsquare.livejournal.com
"Suicide Helpline: how may we help you?"

"Noose didn't snap your neck? Please hang on while I research your question."
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